When walking into the blankMart, Penny went for the usual collectable figure-hunt, and I set forth on my little-noticed "WTF" search. Out of the corner of my eye, I spied a glorious hole in the otherwise discounted washroom-esk displays of holiday haberdashery. (patting myself on the back for that phrase). This is where I encountered this sad sack of Robot Dog for about $125. Either avoid it at all costs or please get it for me. Please!
When a company puts out a sample of a toy or product, don't you think they should try and keep it in working condition? Then again, maybe this toy was a misplaced shipment meant for veterinary clinics all over America. I believe Penny put it best as "..a really creepy animal version of Resusci Anne." That made me think of how realistic those creepy things can be themselves. Care for a sample?
Then again, maybe it is supposed to act like Old Yeller?
Note: We have an alternate descriptor: Watch as Asian Contortionist Puppy reenacts our favorite scene from The Graduate. Click here if you don't know the reference.
For those in-the-know, the grandmother of our cube-mate "Lady L" seems to make an appearance in the video. Thanks!
Happy lunching everyone,
--Fish
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POSTED BY FISH: Damn, it's like 11:15PM and images are down because of a website glitch. Hope this doesn't make it any harder for Penny to write stuff. Said he wouldn't get to it until later tomorrow anyway.
ReplyDeletePenny informs me that a "haberdashery" is a "hat vendor". In my defense I should have pointed out that there was at least one display of Santa hats, somewhere, really, I swear... Either way I'm giving my self a pat on the back again for "washroom-esk displays of holiday haberdashery"... I can almost taste the festive urinal cakes (hmmmm cranberry). Sorry, I'm not a big BlankMart fan.
--Fish